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Goorkund (1995)

Goorkund (1995) Cast: Badar Munir, Shahnaz, Imran, Naimat, Babra Raj Director: Imran Khan & Shahnaz Begum Nutshell: shocking tale of deviancy featuring scenes of necrophilia and rape     Opens with a village simpleton cycling up to the local graveyard and calling out to Goorkund Baba who is the graveyard keeper cursed with a dreadful set of buck teeth and a nasty, menacing scowl. The...

Kacha Ghotay (1999)

Kacha Ghotay (1999) Starring: Tariq Shah, Sunita Khan, Nayab, Asif Khan, Neimat Sarhadi Director: Saeed Ali Khan Synopsis: From the proud makers of Haseena A Bomb comes another lurid shocker   The film arrives bearing the undisputed stamp of quality that comes with the involvement of uncrowned king of pushto cinema, the genius Saeed Ali Khan. The man has a proven track record with humungous c...

Gringo (1989)

Gringo (1989) Starring: Mussarat Shaheen, Badar Munir, Neimat Sarhadi, Liaqat Director: Saeed Ali Khan Synopsis: Lurid rape scenes, comic book violence, filth and twisted morals…the usual!     In time honoured tradition the film opens with a marauding hood and his cronies arriving at some hapless old fogey’s shack to find a nubile young daughter and child to “enjoy̶...

Da Khwar Lasme Spogmay (1997) AKA The Cat Beast

Da Khwar Lasme Spogmay (1997) AKA The Cat Beast Cast: Shehnaz, Asif Khan, Kamran, Liaqat, Umar Daraz Director: Shehnaz Begum Nutshell: chilling blend of Batman & I Spit on Your Grave with astounding special effects!     Having survived such Pushto delicacies such as Shock Maar (notorious menstruation scene), Gringo (male organs hacked with garden shears), Adam Khor (lesbianism, behea...

Bala – The Witch (1992)

Cast: Badar Munir, Nadia, Shahid, Saba Shaheen,Chakori, Kamran, Neimat Sarhadi Director: Qaiser Sanober Nutshell: Terrifying tale of sorcery and black magic and of course vengeance   Admittedly our grasp of pushto is limited at best (read non-existent) but I was left even more flummoxed than usual after watching this latest slice of pukhtoon fantasy. There were the usual wigged out goons in t...

Lour Da Shaitan (1996)

Lour Da Shaitan (1996) Cast:  Sunita Khan, Zamurrad Khan, Asif Khan Director: Nawaz Khan Nutshell: Pashto Nightmares from the Pseudo-Porno 90s.  blood, guts, daggers, obesity and a lot of spandex.     It’s been a minute since I last watched a Pashto film.  They have this ability to sap the energy from your soul and suck the brains out of your skull rendering you, the viewer a little like...

Lour Da Balaa (1999)

Lour Da Balaa (1999) Cast: Shahid Khan, Badar Munir, Durdana Rehman, Babra Director: Darvaish Music Director: Faisal Rabi Synopsis: Flesh eating Buxom She-Beast Rapes and Murders Fat Dudes for kicks!   If you happen to be familiar with Pashto horror films which I don’t presume you will be (I am the ONLY person I know who watches these monstrosities without coercion) you will already be ...

Adam Khor (1991)

Adam Khor (1991) Cast: Badar Munir, Shahnaz, Asif Khan, Naimat Sarhadi Director: Qaiser Sanober Synopsis: Horrible hairy behemoth on a gruesome rampage in this wild Pashto shocker   Another grisly death in the locality leaves the police totally baffled and the villagers increasingly irate and frantic at the inability of the law to protect them. Everyone speaks in hushed tones about the blood ...

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